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Name: kate!!

- Single or taken: single and ready 2 mingle

- Sex: fem

- Birthday: oct. 12

- Sign: libra

- Hair color: dirty blonde/gold

- Eye color: grayish blue

- Height: 5'4" im a short fuck

- Are you straight/bisexual/gay?: straight but only regarding sex and not gender??? its weird man i just love dongs
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S P E C I F I C S
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- What kind of shampoo do you use?: herbal essences - hydralicious! the pink kind pls

- What are you listening to right now?: an orchestral recording of the totoro soundtrack

- Who is the last person that called you?: me mum :^)

- How many buddies are online right now?: idk

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F A V O U R I T E S
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- Animal: cornsnek

- Colour: reddish pink

- Drink: chocolate milk : 0

- Element: water

- Food: sushi!!

- Game: bioshock infinite. feels

- Movie: fury road and the secret life of walter mitty

- Song: god only knows and everybody wants to rule the world (all versions of both)

- Subjects in school: math n' history

- T.V.:  how to get away with murder, ATLA

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H A V E | Y O U | E V E R
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- Given anyone a bath?: i mean my sister when she was a baby i guess and???? my dog?????

- Smoked?: ugh no

- Bungee jumped?: nah

- Made yourself throw up?: NO - i used to suffer from the worst emetophobia oh my god

- Skinny dipped?: no but i'd like to

- Ever been in love?: not really

- Made yourself cry to get out of trouble?: yea when i was a kid

- Pictured your crush naked?: don't have a crush right now, but yeah obviously >v>

- Actually seen your crush naked?: noooooo

- Cried when someone died?: i totally fuckin bawled when satoru iwata died... but no one else in my family or anything

- Lied: durr

- Fallen for your best friend?: nah but my old crush BECAME my best friend so that's funny

- Used someone?: pssh yeah

- Done something you regret?: of course

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C U R R E N T
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- Clothes:
patterned tank top, dark blue shorts, nothing else really aside from undies and a bra

- Desktop picture: skyline of the city from bioshock infinite at night, hnnnng

- CD in player: idk - my brother's using my car while i'm away

- DVD in player: again, i'm not at home, so i dunno

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L A S T | P E R S O N
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- You touched
: my friend sarah

- Hugged: sarah - she was sad : (

- You kissed: probs my dad when i said goodbye??

- You IMed: federaIist ALWAYS

- Talk to online: hehe federaIist

- You sexed it up with: myself, obviously

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A R E | Y O U
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- Understanding?: eh

- Open-minded?: yea!

- Arrogant?: not really

- Insecure?: depends, usually not

- Random?: XDXDXDDDD TACOS!!!!1!11one

- Hungry?: not at the moment

- Smart?: i think so

- Moody?: pssh yeah

- Organized?: yeah, when i'm in a good mental state

- Shy?: nah

- Difficult?: nope

Bored easily?: yea, with life in general.

- Entertained easily?: yes!! that one orca whale mouse tracker holy balls

- Obsessed?: yep

- Lazy?: probablyyyyyyy but it really depends

- Angry?: yea

- Happy?: i used to be much happier, but yes, typically

- Hyper?: no

- Trusting?: very
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R A N D O M
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- In the morning: i am lonely

- Love is: p darn nice

- I dream about: dumb shit and strange symbolic things

- What do you notice first in the sex you're into: hair, build

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W H O
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- Makes you laugh the most: federaIist omg fuckin...... so much laughter. also my irl bud margaret

- Makes you smile: my little sis ;;

-Gives you a funny feeling when you see them: one of my best friends/?? like??? do you like me today or do you hate me idk

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D O | Y O U | E V E R
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- Sit on the internet all night waiting for that someone special to IM you?: well unless reed is my "someone special" then no

- Wish you were a member of the opposite sex?: i'd like to be a guy for a day, yes

- Wish you were younger?: sometimes

- Cry because someone said something to you?: yeah haha just the other day my big bro said some real-ass shit

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N U M B E R
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- Of times I have had my heart broken?: none

- Of Cd's: many, most of them beatles

- Of scars on my body:
a pretty good amount, but none self-inflicted

- Of bones I've broken:
none
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